B.M.T.B. (Baby Mama Type Bitch)

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A former girlfriend who acts like she's still your wife even though you never had a kid and she still hates your guts.
'You didn't even text me on my birthday! You're dead to me!'
'You didn't even bring me a cake! You're not even a real dad!'
'You said you'd help me move! You're a total fake!'
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A girl who used to date you and still talks to you like you owe her money for giving birth to a kid you never saw.
'You didn't even show up to the baby's first birthday! You're a total disappointment!'
'You didn't even buy me a present! You're a total loser!'
'You didn't even feed my kid! You're a total failure!'
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A former lover who acts like you're still married even though you never had a kid and she still thinks you're a piece of trash.
'You didn't even come to my kid's school play! You're a total dummy!'
'You didn't even help me with the kid! You're a total dud!'
'You didn't even buy me a cupcake! You're a total dud!'
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