b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

I dropped my phone in the toilet and started cackling while headbutting the wall.

My dog ate my homework and I laughed so hard I hit the ceiling fan.

I got fired and instead of crying, I headbutted the coffee machine until it exploded.

I headbutted the fridge because my neighbor’s dog stole my sandwich and I laughed like I won the lottery.

I ran into a pole while laughing at my own stupidity.

I smashed my head on the door because my cat was being a jerk and I was too happy to care.

I hit my head on the table because my kid drew on the wall and I laughed so hard I fell over.

I headbutted the microwave because my pizza was cold and I was too happy to care.

I smashed my head on the bathroom mirror while laughing because my hair looked like a disaster.

I headbutted the couch because my dog was barking at a ghost and I was too amused to stop.

I smashed my head on the door because my neighbor yelled at me and I laughed until I cried.

I hit my head on the fridge because my kid made a mess and I was too happy to care.

I headbutted the wall because my phone broke and I laughed so hard I scared my dog.

I hit my head on the kitchen counter because my cat knocked over my coffee and I was too happy to care.

I smashed my head on the mirror because my hair looked like a tornado and I laughed like I was on drugs.