B.M. Burglar

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A person so messed up in the head they think eating their own poop is the same as getting high.

I tried to be a B. M. Burglar once. Now I live in shame.

My cousin ate his own poop and called it a snack. He's a B. M. Burglar.

I saw my dog eat my poop. I'm now a B. M. Burglar too.

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a meal and a mess. They eat their own poop like it’s a delicacy.

My friend ate his poop and said it tasted like chicken. He’s a B. M. Burglar.

I’m a B. M. Burglar because I eat my own poop every morning.

My dog eats my poop. I eat my dog’s poop. We’re both B. M. Burglars.

A person who thinks their own poop is the best thing ever and eats it like it's a burger.

I ate my poop and called it a burger. I’m a B. M. Burglar.

My brother eats his own poop for fun. He’s a B. M. Burglar.

I got a job eating poop. I’m a B. M. Burglar now.