B'lair Roed

In Baltimoron, this is the smelly dirt path that connects Baltimore to Bel Air, and it's the only thing keeping the city from falling into the ocean. It's called US Route 1, but when it's in the city, it's known as Belair Road, and Baltimorons say it like it's a curse: B'lair Roed.

B'lair Roed is the road that runs through Baltimore like a drunk man through a bar. It connects the city to Bel Air, but nobody really knows why. Baltimorons say it like it's a swear word.

This road is the middle finger Baltimore gave to Bel Air. It's called US Route 1, but in the city, it's called Belair Road, and Baltimorons say it like it’s a dirty joke: B'lair Roed.