B'jankity

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A super weird and dumb state of being. It’s like when everything goes from bad to absolutely f*cked up.

My sister’s math test was b'jankty. She got a 12 out of 100.

My dad’s new beard is b'jankty. It looks like a raccoon stole his face.

The chicken nuggets at the restaurant were b'jankty. They had hair.

When something is so messed up it should be banned. It’s like when your mom’s pizza is on fire and your brother eats it.

That video game is b'jankty. You fight robots in a swimming pool.

My dog’s new haircut is b'jankty. It looks like a bowl of soup exploded on his head.

My teacher’s voice is b'jankty. It sounds like a goat screaming.

A state of pure chaos and stupidity. It’s like when your life is a mess and your pants are on fire.

My brother’s homework is b'jankty. It’s written in crayon and has a baby picture on it.

The ice cream truck was b'jankty. It had a chicken on top and no ice cream.

My cat’s new bed is b'jankty. It’s made of socks and glitter.

When something is so dumb it should be dead. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and then poops it on the floor.

That movie is b'jankty. The main character talks to a toilet.

My mom’s new outfit is b'jankty. It has three different colors and a hat with glitter.

My friend’s new pet is b'jankty. It’s a guinea pig dressed like a pirate.

A state of being so stupid and weird it’s almost magical. It’s like when your dad wears a banana as a hat and eats it.

That science experiment was b'jankty. We turned the teacher’s hair green.

My math teacher’s new glasses are b'jankty. They look like a pair of spoons.

My little brother’s new toy is b'jankty. It’s a dancing potato.