B.G.S.D.

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Big Girl Sit Down means you’re too fat to stand while you poop.
My grandma yelled 'Big Girl Sit Down' when she dropped a whole loaf of bread on the floor.
My brother said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when he got stuck in the bathroom for an hour.
My dog did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' on my mom’s new rug.
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Big Girl Sit Down is when you’re so full you have to sit and poop like a baby.
My friend’s mom said 'Big Girl Sit Down' after he ate three pizzas and a whole cake.
My teacher said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when I had to go during class.
My cat did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' on my laptop.
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Big Girl Sit Down is when you can’t stand up because you’re too busy pooping.
My uncle said 'Big Girl Sit Down' when he couldn’t move after eating a whole bag of chips.
My sister yelled 'Big Girl Sit Down' during a family dinner.
My dog did a 'Big Girl Sit Down' in the middle of the park.
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