b'gind gind

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it’s when your face or hair looks like it was dipped in old pizza grease and then slapped with a mop.
my cousin looked like a greasy mop after his first pizza party
i saw my dog with b'gind gind after he ate a whole box of donuts
my mom’s face looked like it had been fried in a pan after her morning coffee
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it’s when your face looks like it got run over by a greasy fry cook’s breakfast.
my brother had b'gind gind after he tried to eat a whole plate of French toast
my dog got b'gind gind when he rolled in a deep fryer
i had b'gind gind after i forgot to wash my face for a week
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it’s when you look like you’ve been wrestling a grease monster and lost.
my dad had b'gind gind after he ate three burgers and a milkshake
my sister’s hair looked like it had been dragged through a grease trap
my friend looked like a grease monster after he skipped a shower for a month
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it’s when your face or hair looks like it was used to mop up a greasy restaurant floor.
my dog had b'gind gind after he licked a whole tray of greasy fries
my friend’s hair looked like it was used to mop up a deep fryer
my brother’s face looked like it had been used to wipe up a grease spill
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it’s when your face or hair looks like it came straight out of a fryer and screamed at you.
my sister had b'gind gind after she ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash her face
my dog looked like it had been deep fried and then yelled at me
my friend’s hair looked like it had been cooked in a fryer and then thrown at me
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it’s when you look like you just got tossed into a bucket of grease and forgotten about.
my dog had b'gind gind after he jumped into a bucket of grease and then fell asleep
my brother looked like he had been tossed into a fryer and left to rot
my mom’s face looked like it had been thrown into a bucket of grease and left to sit
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