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the biggest, ugliest, most annoying bitch I ever had the misfortune of knowing
She’s so fat she could be a meatball. And I’d eat her.
I dated her. I regret it. A lot.
Her face is like a pizza that fell in a trash can.
B.F.U.B.T.I.M.F.
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the reason I hate Mondays and most of my life
She showed up at my party. I left early.
She texted me at 2 AM. I cried.
She’s the reason I failed math.
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the worst human being I’ve ever met and I’ve met a lot
She’s like a bad pizza. I don’t want it. I don’t want her.
She told me I was ugly. I told her she was a monster.
She’s so fat she could be a couch.
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the biggest, fattest, most annoying piece of trash that ever lived
She’s like a broken toaster. I don’t want her.
She called me a loser. I called her a pig.
She’s so ugly she could scare a ghost.
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the reason I started hating life and my mom
She’s so fat she could be a donut. And I’d eat her.
She said I was ugly. I said she was a donkey.
She’s the reason I skipped school.
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the biggest, ugliest, most annoying bitch I ever met and I’ve met a lot
She’s like a broken blender. I don’t want her.
She told me I was a failure. I told her she was a disaster.
She’s so fat she could be a mattress.