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Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, like we’re not gonna ditch each other for some new dumb friend.
You: We’re B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. forever. Them: Yeah, until you start hanging out with that f***ing pizza guy.
You: We’re gonna grow old together. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who farts in your face every day.
You: Best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until you forget my name and call me ‘that guy who once spilled soda on me’.