B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D.

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Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, like we’re not gonna ditch each other for some new dumb friend.
You: We’re B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. forever. Them: Yeah, until you start hanging out with that f***ing pizza guy.
You: We’re gonna grow old together. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who farts in your face every day.
You: Best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until you forget my name and call me ‘that guy who once spilled soda on me’.
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Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, sounds like a funeral we’re all gonna attend.
You: We’re gonna be B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. Them: Yeah, until you die first and leave me with your loud niece.
You: We’ll be best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until I’m the only one left and I have to f***ing remember your name.
You: Best friends until we’re old. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who can’t walk and you’re still out there doing TikTok dances.
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Best Friends Forever Until We Get Old And Die, like we’re all gonna be ancient and still bickering like we’re teenagers.
You: We’ll be B. F. F. U. W. G. O. A. D. Them: Yeah, until you start yelling at me for eating your last donut.
You: We’ll be best friends forever. Them: Yeah, until you forget your own name and call me ‘the one who still farts in your face’.
You: We’ll be old together. Them: Yeah, and I’m gonna be the one who still texts you at 3 a. m. with f***ing cat memes.
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