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You texted them at 2 a. m. crying about your ex. They replied, 'I'm still up. You're still stupid.'

They let you borrow their pants when yours fell off at the party.

They told your mom your secrets. Then they told you hers. You both cried.

You threw up on their shoes. They still brought you a sandwich.

They showed up at your house with pizza when you failed your math test.

They called you 'the human version of a disaster' and still brought you soup.

You told them you were gonna be a rockstar. They said, 'Cool. I'll be your manager. I'll also be your therapist.'

You tried to build a fort out of cereal boxes. They took a photo and posted it on Instagram.

They told your teacher you were sick when you were just being a drama queen.

You cried because your ice cream melted. They gave you their half.

They still texted you even after you called them 'the worst person ever' 17 times.

You told them you were going to die. They said, 'Okay, I'll bring the cake.'

You told them you invented a new language. They said, 'I'm fluent.'

You failed the test. They said, 'That was a masterpiece.'

You drew a cat on their math homework. They said, 'That's art.'

You tried to light their hair on fire. They said, 'I'm still your best friend.'

They took your blame when you got caught eating the last cookie.

You told them you were going to run away. They said, 'I'll run with you.'