B(f)AMF

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A BAMF is a total dirtbag who doesn't care if you live or die. A B(f)AMF is a dirtbag who will die with you and then laugh in your face as he bleeds out.
Yo, I'm a BAMF. You? You're just a meat sack. But you're my B(f)AMF, so I'll let you live.
He's a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We're gonna rob a bank and then eat the cops for lunch.
That guy is a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We're gonna get arrested and then laugh about it in jail.
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A BAMF is someone who cusses like a sailor. A B(f)AMF is someone who cusses like a sailor and then cusses the sailor.
He cusses like a sailor. I cuss like a sailor who was cussed by a sailor. We're B(f)AMF.
That guy is a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF because he cussed my dog.
He's a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We cuss like sailors who were cussed by sailors.
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A BAMF is someone who doesn't fear death. A B(f)AMF is someone who doesn't fear death and then makes you fear death.
That guy is a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF because he made me fear death and then laughed about it.
He's a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We'll die together and he'll still laugh at me.
He doesn't fear death. I do. We're B(f)AMF because he made me fear death.
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A BAMF is someone who can beat up a whole class. A B(f)AMF is someone who can beat up a whole class and then beat up the teacher for making you do homework.
He can beat up a whole class. I can beat up the teacher. We're B(f)AMF.
That guy is a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF because we beat up the teacher together.
He's a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We beat up the whole class and then the teacher.
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A BAMF is someone who doesn't care about rules. A B(f)AMF is someone who doesn't care about rules and then breaks them just to annoy you.
He doesn't care about rules. I break rules just to annoy him. We're B(f)AMF.
That guy is a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF because he breaks rules just to annoy me.
He's a BAMF. I'm his B(f)AMF. We break rules and then laugh about it.
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