b/f

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A guy who thinks he's your soulmate, but really just wants your snacks and your attention at the same time.

My b/f asked for my chips and my number at the same time. Classic.

He said we were 'meant to be' but forgot to bring the soda. Big mistake.

He called me at 2 AM to ask if I wanted to be his 'official partner'... I said no, but he still texted me a heart emoji.

When something is moved to an earlier time, usually because someone was too lazy to do it later.

The teacher brought forward the test because she forgot to make the other one.

He brought forward his punishment so he could play video games later.

She brought forward her homework so she wouldn't have to do it on Friday.

The word before is so short, it's just called B/F to save time and make life harder for everyone.

'B/F' is just a fancy way of saying 'before'... and also a way to confuse people.

He used B/F instead of 'before' because he was too tired to write the whole word.

The teacher wrote B/F on the board and no one knew what it meant.

Going back and forth like a chicken with a broken leg and no idea where it's going.

She went back and forth like she was trying to decide between pizza and death.

He was back and forth so much, I thought he had a second personality.

They went back and forth like they were arguing over who got the last slice of pizza.

A full-on meltdown from a girl who thinks she's the main character in a movie... and also the villain.

She had a bitch fit when her crush didn't text her back.

Her bitch fit was so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

She had a bitch fit because her friend wore the same shirt as her.

When a new runner tries to hide from the marathoners by stretching like they're doing yoga... but it's just a desperate attempt to escape.

He stretched like he was doing yoga to avoid the marathoners.

She stretched from one leg to the other like she was trying to escape a monster.

He was stretching so much, he looked like he was about to do a full-body workout.

A butt fuck that sounds like a really loud and happy explosion.

He screamed 'YEAHHHHAAA' after he got butt fucked by the bus.

She yelled 'YEAHHHHAAA' after falling on the floor.

He did a butt fuck and yelled 'YEAHHHHAAA' like he was the main character of a movie.