b'eggl

I ate a b'eggl so big it made my pants smell like a gym sock.

My dog tried to eat a b'eggl and now he's walking like a robot.

I brought a b'eggl to work and my boss said I was being a breakfast terrorist.

My b'eggl was so good, I cried like a baby who lost his pacifier.

I had a b'eggl for breakfast and my coffee said it was jealous.

I ate a b'eggl and now my stomach is doing the cha-cha.

I had a b'eggl so big, my neighbor asked if I was eating a whole breakfast.

I brought a b'eggl to the park and the pigeons started a fight over it.

I ate a b'eggl and now I feel like a breakfast superhero.