Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Smashing windows and kicking doors in like you’re trying to win a wrestling match against a house.

I did a B&E at my uncle’s house and got caught by his fat cat.

B&E is my favorite way to get cash when I’m out of options.

I did a B&E and got arrested because I forgot to take the TV.

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2

When a guy goes from having sex to giving a blow job so fast, it’s like he was paid to do it.

He did a B&E on me right after we finished having sex.

My boyfriend did a B&E on me and then left me hanging.

He did a B&E and then went to get coffee.

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3

The most expensive breakfast you can get if you’re too lazy to cook.

I did a B&E at Denny’s and got the Bacon and Eggs Special.

I got a B&E for $10 and it was worth it.

I did a B&E and it was the best breakfast I ever had.

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4

When you bust through a door like it’s your enemy and you’re stealing stuff like it’s a game.

I did a B&E and took all the candy from the store.

I did a B&E and the cops were there in 5 minutes.

I did a B&E and got caught because I was too loud.

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5

Just what it sounds like, breaking and entering.

I did a B&E and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.

I did a B&E and got caught by the cops.

I did a B&E and got $50 in cash.

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6

Breaking and entering, the real deal, no fancy words or fake names.

I did a B&E and it was the most fun I had all week.

I did a B&E and got caught by the cops again.

I did a B&E and got $100 in cash.

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7

When you bust through a door like it's your ex's pants and steal whatever you want, usually when you're broke and the cops are your new best friends.

I did B+E at my aunt's house just to get the last of her candy stash.

B+E is how I got my first pair of sneakers. I broke into the store and ran like I was being chased by a dragon.

I did B+E on a cop's house and left a note that said 'You're welcome, loser.'

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8

Breaking and entering, like when you're too lazy to knock and just rip the door off its hinges.

My brother did B+E just to get the TV remote out of the living room.

I did B+E on my teacher's house because I needed a snack and she had cookies.

B+E is the only way I know how to get my mom's phone when she hides it from me.

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9

Stealing stuff from someplace that's not yours, like when you're desperate and your pockets are empty.

I did B+E on a store because I had no money and my lunch was a sad bag of chips.

I broke into my neighbor's house just to borrow his Wi-Fi.

I did B+E on a bank and got $20. It was worth it.

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10

Breaking and entering. Basic stuff, like when you're a thief and you just want to steal stuff without getting caught.

I did B+E on my friend's house just to steal his Xbox.

Breaking and entering is how I got my first pizza. I stole it from the shop.

I did B+E on a house and took all the candy. I got caught, but I didn't care.

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11

Bacon and eggs, according to Dane Cook. A breakfast meal that's not as fancy as it sounds.

I had B+E at Denny's and it was the best thing I've ever eaten.

My brother said B+E is the only way to start the day right.

B+E is not just food, it's a lifestyle.

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12

Anal sex, usually when the guy is trying to get laid and the girl is being a pain in the ass.

I did B+E with my girlfriend, and it was the worst thing I've ever done.

My brother said B+E is like having a pizza that's too greasy.

I had B+E with my crush and it was both amazing and painful.

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13

When a guy goes from having sex to giving a blow job so fast it's like he's on a treadmill.

I did B+E on my girlfriend after we had sex. She didn't even notice.

B+E is the best way to impress a girl. It shows you're dedicated.

I did B+E with my crush and it was the best thing I've ever done.

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14

When you smash through a door or kick in a window just to steal some cash or a snack. It's a crime, but some places think it's just a fancy way to order breakfast.

I broke into my neighbor's house to steal his Xbox and he just laughed and said, 'You're gonna pay for that with your allowance.'

My cousin got caught b/e and now he's stuck with a job at McDonald's.

I did a b/e at the store and got caught. The manager said, 'You're lucky I didn't call the cops.'

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15

When you bust through a door or smash a window just to get into someone’s place. People say it’s a crime, but some places think it’s just a fancy way to say 'breakfast.'

My friend broke into the convenience store and took all the candy. The clerk just said, 'You're gonna pay for that later.'

I did a b/e at my uncle's house, and he said I had to clean his toilet for a week.

My sister did a b/e at the school and got caught. The principal said, 'You're grounded for a month.'

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16

When you kick in a door or smash a window just to get into a place that’s not yours. It’s a crime, but some people think it’s just a fancy way to get free food.

I broke into my brother’s room to steal his snacks. He just said, 'You’re gonna pay for that with your allowance.'

My friend did a b/e at the gas station and got caught. The clerk just said, 'You’re gonna pay for that later.'

I did a b/e at my mom’s house and she said I had to clean my room for a week.

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17

When you bust through a door or break a window just to get into someone else’s place. It’s a crime, but some people think it’s just a fancy way to say 'breakfast.'

I did a b/e at my neighbor’s house and got caught. He said I had to mow his lawn for a week.

My cousin broke into the store and took all the candy. The clerk just said, 'You’re gonna pay for that later.'

My brother did a b/e at the school and got caught. The principal said, 'You’re grounded for a month.'

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18

Bacon and eggs, according to Dane Cook. A common breakfast meal. Also the reason why Dane Cook is famous.

My friend said, 'I’m gonna eat bacon and eggs just like Dane Cook.'

I tried to do a b/e and ended up just eating bacon and eggs.

My mom said, 'You're gonna eat bacon and eggs, just like Dane Cook.'

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19

When a guy tries to do it in the butt instead of the normal spot. It's usually because the girl wants it that way, even if it hurts.

My friend tried to do b/e and it hurt him so much he cried.

I saw my brother do b/e and he said it was the worst thing ever.

My cousin did b/e and he said it was like being stabbed in the butt.

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20

When a guy licks a girl after he finishes having sex with her. It’s like the final touch before he leaves.

I did b/e and it felt awesome.

My friend did b/e and he said it was the best thing ever.

I saw my brother do b/e and he said it was like having a giant lollipop in his mouth.

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21

A tiny beer that gives you a buzz but won't save you from your problems.

I drank three of those b^e beers and still got yelled at by my mom.

That b^e is just a fancy way to say I'm broke and I'm drunk.

B^e is the only thing keeping me from calling my ex.

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22

Stealing stuff from someone's house or office because you're broke and you don’t care if you get caught.

I broke into my neighbor’s house and took his pizza. Now he’s coming after me.

That b^e wasn’t a crime, it was a lifestyle choice.

I did b^e just to get my lunch money back.

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23

When you sneak into a place without asking and usually end up getting caught.

I did b^e and got caught by the security guard. Now I'm grounded.

B^e is like sneaking into a movie and not paying for it.

I did b^e just to get a free snack.

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24

When you kick down a door or climb through a window just to get into someone else’s stuff.

I kicked down the door and got a free pizza. Worth it.

I did b^e just to get my lunch money back.

I climbed through the window and got caught. Classic.

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25

When you break into a place and take whatever you can carry because you're out of options.

I did b^e and took all his candy. Now I'm the king of the snack room.

B^e is the only thing keeping me from getting kicked out of my house.

I did b^e just to get some cash for my phone bill.

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26

Bacon and eggs, as Dane Cook said. A breakfast that looks good but usually makes you feel full and regretful.

I had b^e and still felt like I was going to die.

B^e is the only thing that can save me from my morning dread.

I ate b^e and still didn’t have energy to do anything.

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27

When you do something that feels like butt sex but you’re pretending it's real sex because you’re too lazy to move.

That b^e was like butt sex and I didn’t want to move.

B^e was the only thing that kept me from calling my ex.

I did b^e and it felt like being yelled at by my mom.

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