B.D.O.M.

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B. D. O. M. means a broken old man who talks like he’s still cool, but he’s just sad and smells like old pizza.

DM: 'Bro, you're a B. D. O. M. I can tell by your vibe and your cologne.'

Tweet: 'My uncle is a B. D. O. M. He yells at the TV and forgets his own name.'

Text from dad: 'You're acting like a B. D. O. M. Just sit down and eat your soup.'

B. D. O. M. is when an old man is so broken he can’t even remember his own failures.

Text from friend: 'My grandpa is a B. D. O. M. He still thinks he’s a rockstar.'

Tweet: 'Woke up to my neighbor, a B. D. O. M., yelling at the mailman like it was a war.'

Message from mom: 'Your uncle is a B. D. O. M. He tried to text me and sent a picture of a cat.'

B. D. O. M. is the term for an old man who’s lost all his cool and just wants to be left alone.

DM: 'Your teacher is a B. D. O. M. He still wears a suit and talks about the 90s.'

Tweet: 'My dad is a B. D. O. M. He still thinks he’s in the 90s and uses a flip phone.'

Text from brother: 'You’re acting like a B. D. O. M. Just stop talking so much.'

B. D. O. M. is the name for an old man who’s too broken to even finish his coffee.

Message from cousin: 'Your uncle is a B. D. O. M. He spilled his coffee and cried.'

Tweet: 'I saw a B. D. O. M. at the park. He tried to jog and fell over.'

Text from friend: 'Your teacher is a B. D. O. M. He tried to do a TikTok and failed.'

B. D. O. M. is an old man who’s so broken he thinks he’s still a king.

Text from brother: 'My uncle is a B. D. O. M. He still thinks he’s a king and wears a crown.'

Tweet: 'My neighbor is a B. D. O. M. He thinks he’s a king and yells at pigeons.'

Message from dad: 'You’re acting like a B. D. O. M. You think you’re a king.'