b'chass

My cousin is b'chass. He failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.

My mom called my brother b'chass because he ate the last slice of pizza.

That guy in line at the store is b'chass. He tried to pay with a broken phone.

My neighbor is b'chass. He doesn’t even brush his teeth.

My teacher called me b'chass because I didn’t do my homework.

My dog is b'chass. He naps on my shoes.

My friend is b'chass. He wears socks with sandals.

My uncle is b'chass. He ate a whole cake in one bite.

My crush is b'chass. He thinks he’s a rockstar.

My brother is b'chass. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

My boss is b'chass. He thinks the computer is broken because it blinked at him.

My friend is b'chass. He tried to fly a kite in a hurricane.

My mom is b'chass. She yells at the TV.

My little sister is b'chass. She sings in the shower at 3 a. m.

My neighbor is b'chass. He talks to his plants like they’re his pets.