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You're so f***ing bored you type the same letter until your fingers fall off
I typed 'aaaaa' for 2 hours because my brain died
My mom saw me typing 'zzzzz' and asked if I was possessed
I typed 'iiiiii' so much my keyboard cried
b/b/s
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Just a plain old letter b
My teacher wrote 'b' on my test and I failed
My friend drew a 'b' on my face and I got in trouble
I saw a 'b' on the wall and I yelled at it
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Big Booty Bethany, the f***ing queen of all booties
Big Booty Bethany walked in and the whole school stopped
I asked her for a photo and she said 'you’re lucky I’m in a good mood'
She wore a miniskirt and my heart exploded
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The sweetest gangster at Ruyton Girls' School who looks like a f***ing angel
She robbed the cafeteria and still said 'thank you'
She wore a pink suit and I cried
She sang in the hall and I got a headache from how good she was
5
Talia and Fred, the most f***ing annoying duo on the planet
They talked for 10 minutes and I screamed
They sat next to me and I wanted to die
They kissed and I threw my pencil at them
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George Thorogood, the f***ing king of rock and roll
He played a song and I felt my soul leave my body
He ate a sandwich and it was like a concert
He walked in and the whole crowd screamed
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A place where you sleep and eat, but it's f***ing expensive
I stayed at a B&B and it cost me $100
My dad stayed there and came home with a sore neck
The breakfast was so good I almost cried
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Bet bet shove, the stupidest way to play poker. You bet twice and then throw all your chips in like a dumbass.
"I bet bet shoved and lost all my chips. I'm a fool."
"He bet bet shoved and won. I'm still a fool."
"Bet bet shoved again. I'm gonna be broke."
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Belly button sex, when you stick your finger up someone's belly button and call it love. It's gross and stupid.
"I had belly button sex with my cousin. It was worse than eating pizza in a trash can."
"She said it was love. I said it was belly button sex."
"My mom caught me doing belly button sex. I got grounded."
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Bad ass bull shit, when you talk big but you're full of crap. You're loud, but you're not even good at being loud.
"He said he'd beat me up. He's just bad ass bull shit."
"She called me a bad ass bull shit. I took it as a compliment."
"I'm full of bad ass bull shit and I'm proud of it."