B.B.M.F.

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B. B. M. F. means you’re so happy you could kiss a coconut and still wanna wrestle a goat. It’s like being drunk on pineapple juice and sunshine.
I just got a raise and a free vacation. B. B. M. F.!
My dog brought me a sock. B. B. M. F. for life.
When my mom finally stopped yelling, I said B. B. M. F. and did a backflip.
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B. B. M. F. is when you’re so angry you’d punch a toaster, eat a whole pizza, and still yell at the ghost of your ex.
My coffee was cold. I said B. B. M. F. and threw it at my boss.
The traffic jam made me yell B. B. M. F. at a stoplight.
My kid drew on the wall. I said B. B. M. F. and gave him a time-out with a spoon.
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