B.Ballard

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Stalking people on Facebook so much you friend request random strangers just to see their lives.

I friend requested my neighbor's dog because I was bored.

I friended a guy who sells hot dogs just to check his status.

I friended my ex's new girlfriend's best friend's pet turtle.

Checking up on people so much you start friend requesting people you don't even know.

I friend requested my mailman because he looked lonely.

I friended a guy who plays video games 24/7 just to see his profile picture.

I friended a guy who eats cereal for dinner every night.

You're so into Facebook that you friend request people just because they exist.

I friended a guy who lives in a van just because he exists.

I friended my cousin's pet hamster because it had a profile.

I friended a guy who only posts about pizza because I like pizza.

You're so desperate for attention that you friend request people you don't even know.

I friended a guy who only posts about his cat because I wanted validation.

I friended my mom's coworker's sister just to feel important.

I friended a guy who posts about his gym routine because I wanted to be in on the secret.

You're so into Facebook that you friend request strangers just to feel special.

I friended a guy who only posts about his plants because I wanted to feel important.

I friended my neighbor's brother just to see his life.

I friended a guy who only posts about his breakfast because it looked good.