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A woman who makes your life a living hell just for fun
She failed my test on purpose and laughed in my face.
She texted me at 2 a. m. just to say my hair looked like a raccoon.
She stole my lunch and called it a tribute.
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A girl who is so tough she could beat up a dragon with her bare hands
She challenged the principal to a dance-off and won.
She stood up to the school bully and got him suspended.
She ate three whole pizzas and didn’t even blink.
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The kind of woman who gives you a headache and a smile all at once
She started a rumor that I had a pet rat in my desk.
She gave me a pop quiz during recess and failed me on purpose.
She drew a mustache on my face in front of the whole class.
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A total nightmare wrapped in a pretty package
She made me do 100 push-ups for saying her name wrong.
She turned my math test into a poem and made me read it aloud.
She put glitter in my coffee and called it a gift.
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A girl who will go to the ends of the earth to make you suffer
She sent my dog to the principal’s office for chewing her shoes.
She made me wear a silly hat in front of everyone.
She drew a giant spider on my desk and called it a masterpiece.