B&B Shower

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When you spray water at your butt and balls like you're trying to kill them with a hose.

I took a B&B shower because I was too lazy to wash my face. My hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.

My roommate did a B&B shower and yelled, 'This is war!' I just laughed and went back to gaming.

I did a B&B shower before my mom came in. I didn’t want her to see my bare butt.

A shower where you only wash the parts that don’t need a soap commercial.

I did a B&B shower and said, 'This is my daily routine.' My dog looked at me like I was crazy.

I took a B&B shower because my socks were louder than my shower.

My brother did a B&B shower and said, 'I’m saving my energy for my snack.'

When you spray water at your butt and balls like they’re your enemies and you’re trying to win a battle.

I took a B&B shower and said, 'I’m not even going to look at my face.' I looked like a monster.

I did a B&B shower and my mom walked in. She said, 'You look like a drunk raccoon.'

I did a B&B shower before my friend came over. I didn’t want them to see my butt.

When you spend more time hosing your butt and balls than you do actually washing yourself.

I did a B&B shower and my sister said, 'You look like a pig.' I said, 'At least I’m clean.'

I took a B&B shower and my dad said, 'You’re like a dog in the bathtub.'

I did a B&B shower before I went to school. My hair looked like a bush.

When you think your butt and balls are the only parts of you that need a shower.

I did a B&B shower and my friend said, 'You’re the messiest person I know.'

I took a B&B shower and my dog ran away. He didn’t want to see my butt.

I did a B&B shower and my mom said, 'You look like you just got out of a sewer.'

When you spray your butt and balls like they're the last two people you want to see in the morning.

I did a B&B shower and said, 'I'm saving my energy for my coffee.'

I took a B&B shower and my dad walked in. He said, 'You're like a monster.'

I did a B&B shower and my sister said, 'You look like a raccoon with a dirty butt.'