B.B. Lindt

You stepped on a B. B. Lindt and it screamed like it was in pain

That kid at school keeps calling me a B. B. Lindt and I'm gonna punch him

I saw a B. B. Lindt on my sandwich and I threw it out like it was a fuccing bomb

I tripped over a B. B. Lindt and it laughed at me

My mom called me a B. B. Lindt because I ate all the cookies

That B. B. Lindt kept crawling on my leg and I had to slap it

I was trying to sleep and a B. B. Lindt kept buzzing around my head

My brother called me a B. B. Lindt because I cried when I got a B

That B. B. Lindt was on my desk and I threw my pencil at it