B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)

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A B. A. R. F. is someone so gross you want to vomit just looking at them. They’re like the human version of a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun for three days.
My coworker smells like a dead raccoon wore his clothes.
My aunt wears a tank top and a bra from the 80s and thinks it’s fashion.
My cousin’s kid wears a dress from the 90s and thinks she’s a diva.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so fat and loud they take up the whole room. They are like a burger that’s been deep fried and then thrown at you.
My uncle eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for dessert.
My neighbor’s dog is bigger than her and still has more energy.
My brother’s kid wears a shirt that says 'I am not fat' and still looks like a meatball.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so obnoxious they make your life miserable. They are like a screaming kid who never stops and still has a second job.
My coworker talks to the plants and still thinks he’s the best.
My mom wears a bra that’s two sizes too small and still thinks she looks good.
My cousin’s kid has a pet turtle and still thinks it’s a social media influencer.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so stupid they make you want to scream. They are like a broken calculator that still thinks it’s smart.
My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and still thinks he’s right.
My neighbor’s kid thinks a spider is a pet and still talks to it.
My uncle thinks he’s a superhero and still wears a cape to work.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so ugly you want to run away. They are like a used sock that’s been left in the corner for a year.
My aunt has a face that looks like it’s been hit by a car.
My cousin’s kid has a hairdo that looks like a raccoon did it.
My neighbor’s dog has a face that looks like it’s been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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