B.A.L.B Syndrome

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B. A. L. B Syndrome happens when someone you know starts acting like a total pain in the ass for no good reason.
My cousin texted me at 2 a. m. just to say my dog was loud.
My mom started yelling about the pizza being cold even though it was still warm.
My friend cried because I forgot to bring chips to the movie.
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This syndrome hits when someone goes off about tiny things that don't even matter.
My brother got mad because I used his pen and didn't return it.
My sister screamed about the cereal box being upside down.
My dad had a meltdown because the trash can was full.
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It’s when someone just decides they are the worst person ever and starts acting like it.
My friend started calling me names because I didn’t like her new hair.
My cousin flipped out because I said her crush was ugly.
My brother called me a freak because I wore socks with sandals.
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