B.A.F.W.T.F

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So tired of nothing that you want to punch someone and then make out with them
The meeting dragged on for three hours. I was B. A. F. W. T. F by the time the coffee ran out.
My mom yelled at me for not doing my homework. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and decided to text my crush instead.
I sat through a whole movie and didn't laugh once. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and walked out mid-baby shower scene.
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When you’re so fed up with life that you want to scream and then have sex with a stranger
I got stuck in traffic for an hour. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and almost kissed the guy in the car next to me.
My boss gave me extra work on a Friday. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and texted my ex in the middle of it.
I watched my favorite team lose the game. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and started a fight with my brother.
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You're so sick of being ignored that you want to slap someone and then snuggle them
My friend completely forgot my birthday. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and slapped them and then asked them to go to the movies.
I waited for my friend at the mall for an hour. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and walked out and went to the arcade.
My crush didn't reply to my message. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and texted them a picture of me eating pizza.
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You’re so annoyed you want to throw something and then do something wild with someone
My little brother broke my phone. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and threw my shoe at him and then kissed his girlfriend.
I got grounded for two weeks. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and ran away with my best friend.
My dog ate my homework. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and threw my pencil at him and then went to the park.
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You're so fed up that you want to yell and then make out with the person you hate the most
My crush asked me out, but I said no. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and yelled at them and then kissed them anyway.
My friend made fun of me in front of everyone. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and walked up to them and made out with them.
I got a bad grade on my test. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and yelled at my teacher and then asked her to take me to the mall.
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