B.A.F.F.R

My cousin is a B. A. F. F. R. He failed math and still talks about his video game stats.

My boss called me a B. A. F. F. R. in front of everyone. I had to go home and eat pizza.

My friend's dog is a B. A. F. F. R. It barked at the mailman and ate my homework.

My neighbor is a B. A. F. F. R. He wears a hat inside and still thinks he's the king of the block.

My teacher said I was a B. A. F. F. R. because I doodled on my test and failed.

My brother's pet turtle is a B. A. F. F. R. It doesn't even know how to swim.

My mom called me a B. A. F. F. R. after I spilled juice on my brother's shirt.

My friend's cat is a B. A. F. F. R. It knocked over the lamp and ran away.

My dad is a B. A. F. F. R. He can't even cook toast without burning it.