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When a girl is so hot it feels like you're about to die from a face-melting level of attractiveness.

My cousin saw her and fainted. Literally. Fainted.

I tried to text her, but my thumbs got stuck together from all the swooning.

My dog stared at her for 10 minutes and then started barking at me like I betrayed him.

When a girl is so good-looking it’s like she’s been trained by the devil to make you lose your mind.

I walked into the room and my brain short-circuited.

I tried to eat a sandwich and forgot what I was doing because I was too busy staring at her.

My friend whispered, 'I think I just died.' I said, 'Me too.'

When a girl is so sexy it’s like she just came out of a magical portal that only lets perfect people through.

I saw her and my heart started doing the cha-cha.

I didn’t notice my pants were on fire because I was too busy being distracted by her.

My friend texted me, 'She’s a goddamn miracle.' I said, 'I agree, but I’m also dying.'

When a girl is so hot it’s like the sun is jealous of her and decided to take a break.

I looked at her and my brain went on vacation.

I tried to answer my phone, but I forgot what I was doing because I was too busy looking at her.

My friend said, 'She’s like a superhero.' I said, 'Yeah, but she’s also a curse.'

When a girl is so attractive it’s like you’re about to get kicked out of heaven for looking at her too much.

I saw her and I forgot my own name.

I was eating a burger and suddenly my mouth was full of feelings.

My friend said, 'She’s like a goddess.' I said, 'Yeah, but I might have to pay a toll to look at her.'

When a girl is so good-looking it’s like you’re about to get a tattoo of her face and then regret it.

I saw her and I immediately thought about getting a tattoo.

I tried to focus on my math homework and ended up crying because I was distracted by her.

My friend said, 'She’s like the best part of my day.' I said, 'Yeah, and I might be her best friend now.'