ba$ed salad

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A salad who sits on the Internet and talks trash on Twitter like it's their job.

@ba$ed_salad: This sandwich is so bad, it should be arrested.

Why are you still using Instagram? It's like being friends with a ghost.

I don’t care if you’re rich. Your opinions are still stupid.

A salad that tweets so much, it’s like they have a second job just to yell at people.

@ba$ed_salad: Your life is a mess. I’m not even mad. I’m just disappointed.

I don’t need a coffee. I need a break from this person.

You think you’re funny? I’ve seen funnier squirrels.

A salad who posts so much, they might as well be a full-time Internet job.

@ba$ed_salad: Your outfit is a crime against fashion. Also, your life is a mess.

You don’t need a vacation. You need a nap. And maybe a therapist.

I’m not arguing with you. I’m just pointing out your flaws.