Baboonster

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Baboonster is a blue-green dragon who runs a fancy spa resort. He’s always inflated and loves to show off, even if he’s flat as a pancake.
Baboonster: 'I’m not inflated, I’m just *vibrant*.'
At the spa, Baboonster blew up so much he popped a balloon.
He tried to inflate himself near a bike bump and ended up looking like a sad hot dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Baboonster is a dragon who owns a spa. He’s a total show-off, always inflated and wearing the fanciest clothes. He’s kind, but only when you pay him.
Baboonster: 'I’m not inflated, I’m just *fancy*.'
He showed up at the spa in a suit so tight, it looked like he was about to explode.
He gave a free massage, but only because he was too full to move.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Baboonster is a lazy dragon who runs a spa. He’s always inflated, loves to brag, and can be found near a bike bump. He’s kind, but only if you give him a massage.
Baboonster: 'I’m not lazy, I’m just *relaxed*.'
He took a nap during a massage and woke up looking like a balloon animal.
He tried to inflate near a bike bump and got stuck in traffic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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