baboonsilent

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A DaHood player so hot they make your face melt like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I saw baboonsilent and my heart stopped. Then I remembered I had a pulse.

My friend tried to flirt with baboonsilent and got blocked. Hard.

I asked baboonsilent out and they said 'you’re cute, but I’m busy being a legend.'

A DaHood player with one leg who flies like a superhero, but also looks like a messy pizza.

Baboonsilent flew past me and I fell over. I looked like a clumsy tomato.

I tried to copy baboonsilent’s look and now I look like a sad hot dog.

Baboonsilent just flew by and I dropped my burger. It was worth it.