Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super strong butt infection that makes your butt feel like it’s on fire and you can’t stop scratching it like a baboon on a hot day

My butt is so infected I think I’m gonna scratch it off

I woke up and my butt was screaming

I can’t sit down without my butt crying

2

When your butt is so caked with mess it looks like a coconut went to war with a mop

My butt is like a jungle and I’m the tourist

I wiped once and my butt still looks like a mud bath

I sat down and my pants got a new hole

3

When you look like a big guy who eats too much and smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a hot car

I’m like a burger that’s been left out in the sun

I walked in and the whole room smelled like a gym sock

I’m so big I could be a new planet

4

A big hairy ape from Asia who smells like a sweaty gym and has a bad attitude

He’s like a gym sock that’s been left in a hot car

He walked in and the room got a new stink

He’s so hairy I could hide in his butt

5

When a guy squats down and shoves his butt into another guy’s face so hard it turns bright red and the other guy’s belly turns pink

He ass-fucked me so hard my face turned red

I got cornholed and my belly turned pink

He hit me with his butt like it was a baseball

6

When you get a big hard boner out of nowhere and it’s so big it looks like a butt

I got a boner so big I could use it as a butt

I walked in and my boner was bigger than my head

My boner was so big I could sit on it

7

When two guys sit on each other’s butts and rub their legs like they’re trying to make a baby

We sat on each other’s butts like it was a new game

We were rubbing legs like we were in a dance-off

We turned sitting into a full-blown butt massage