Baboonism

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When people act like brain-dead monkeys throwing poop at each other and can't tell the difference between a banana and a brick.
My cousin tried to argue with a wall. That's baboonism.
The whole class failed the test and started screaming. Classic baboonism.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue with a crayon. Baboonism at its finest.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A monkey with a face like a mud pie and a butt that looks like it's been stepped on by a truck.
That guy’s butt is so caked up, it looks like a monkey made a campfire in there.
My dog’s butt is a baboonism masterpiece.
My brother’s butt is so bad, it’s like a monkey threw a banana at it and forgot to wipe.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your butt is so sore from not wiping properly that you start scratching it like a monkey in a zoo with a cheeseburger.
I sat on a rusty chair and now my butt is scratching like a baboon on a banana.
She had to scratch her butt in the middle of class. Baboonism.
He was so itchy, he scratched his butt in front of his boss. Classic.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A chunk of fat meat that looks like it's been sitting in a swamp for a decade. Also, a bad insult.
That guy is the baboon version of a cheeseburger.
My uncle is a baboon. He eats sandwiches for breakfast.
She called me a baboon. I called her a cheeseburger.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A hairy, smelly ape from the East who also happens to be a terrible insult.
That guy is a baboon from the East. He smells like a wet sock.
She called me a baboon and then said I was from the East. I was confused.
He walked in and smelled like a baboon who had a pizza party in his hair.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy slams another guy’s butt so hard it turns red, and the guy doing the slaming gets a butt full of cherry pie.
He hit the catcher so hard, his butt turned red like a tomato.
The pitcher hit the catcher so hard, he got a cherry belly from the cherry pie.
They played baseball so hard, the catcher got a red butt and the pitcher got a belly full of cherry.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your boner comes out of nowhere and is so big, it looks like a baboon just ran into you with a banana.
He got a boner so big, it looked like a baboon hit him with a banana.
She saw his boner and screamed like a baboon who just ate a whole pie.
He had a boner so big, it looked like a baboon had a party in his pants.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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