babooning

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When a guy (the pitcher) shoves his whole face into the other guy’s butt and rips it apart like a bag of chips. The victim ends up with a red, screaming butt and the pitcher gets a belly full of glory.
My cousin babooned his best friend so hard, the guy cried like a baby.
The pitcher babooned the catcher until the catcher looked like he had been run over by a truck.
At the party, Steve babooned Jake and the whole room laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A pile of messy monkey guts stuck to your face like you just ate a whole bunch of bananas and threw up.
My brother came home with caked up monke and looked like he had a banana explosion in his pants.
The kid at school had caked up monke and everyone was laughing at him.
I saw my uncle with caked up monke and he smelled like a wet monkey.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When your butt is so sore and itchy from not wiping properly, you start scratching it like it's on fire and you're screaming in agony.
My butt was so bad from monkey butt, I had to scratch it for 10 minutes straight.
At lunch, I had such a bad case of monkey butt, I had to run out of the room.
My sister had monkey butt so bad, she started screaming in the middle of math class.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Sometimes babooning is just another name for Yahia or that fat guy Aaron who always eats too much.
My teacher said babooning is just Yahia.
The guy at the gym is babooning, it’s just fat Aaron.
My friend said babooning is just the guy who eats all the snacks.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A giant hairy monkey from the east with a stink so strong, it can make you cry and it’s also the worst insult you can get.
My uncle called me a baboon and I cried like a baby.
The kid in class called me a baboon and I got so mad, I kicked his desk.
My mom called me a baboon and I ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you get a huge boner out of nowhere and it's so big, it looks like a baboon butt.
My friend got a B. A. B. O. O. N. so big, it looked like a baboon.
During class, I got a B. A. B. O. O. N. and I had to leave the room.
At the party, I got a B. A. B. O. O. N. and everyone was laughing at me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you and your partner sit on each other’s butts and you both start jacking off through your pants like it's a competition.
My friend and I went ass-to-ass and jacked each other off like it was a competition.
At the park, I went ass-to-ass with my buddy and we both jacked off.
During lunch, my sister and I went ass-to-ass and we both jacked off like maniacs.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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