baboonier

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A smelly crack between your butt cheeks and your butt hole. It looks like a glob of sour cream that’s been left in the sun.
My uncle’s baboonier smells like he ate a whole pizza and then took a dump in a dumpster.
My friend’s baboonier is so bad, it made my dog cry.
I checked my baboonier and it was covered in cheese and dirt.
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A person who doesn’t care what people think and will say whatever they want, even if it’s stupid.
My neighbor is a baboonier, he told the police my dog stole his sandwich.
My teacher is a baboonier, she wears socks with sandals and eats crayons.
My brother is a baboonier, he told the principal my dog was a spy.
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Looking like a baboon, but even more stupid and ugly.
My cousin looks like a baboonier, he wore a hat made of socks and a shirt made of socks.
My dog looks like a baboonier, he ran into a wall and got a big red nose.
My dad looks like a baboonier, he wore socks to bed and eats cereal with a fork.
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A person who is cute and silly, but only if their name is Andres.
My friend Andres is a baboonier, he wears a hat made of socks and dances to elevator music.
My cousin Andres is a baboonier, he eats ice cream with a fork and talks to his dog.
My dog Andres is a baboonier, he wears a sock on his head and barks at the mailman.
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A big, ugly baboon who loves chicken, watermelon, and grape Kool-Aid.
The baboonier ate six chickens and a whole watermelon and then drank grape Kool-Aid like it was water.
The baboonier threw watermelon at the cops and yelled, 'I love grape Kool-Aid!'
The baboonier ran into the store and stole chicken, watermelon, and a whole box of grape Kool-Aid.
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