Baboonery

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When someone acts like a baboon who just got hit in the head with a banana peel. It’s pure stupidity with a side of nonsense.

I tried to explain algebra to my brother. He asked if it was a type of cereal.

My boss wore a sock on his head to work. I called it baboonery.

She texted me, 'I’m gonna win the lottery.' I replied, 'Good luck, idiot.'

A human who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just making dumb choices and looking foolish.

He quit his job to become a professional chicken farmer. No one asked him why.

She bought a house with no windows and called it 'modern living.'

He proposed to his ex just to get out of a fight. It was epic fail.

When you do something so dumb, it makes a baboon look smart. It’s like stupidity on steroids.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It was like a warzone in his mouth.

She texted her mom, 'I think I’m gonna die.' Her mom replied, 'So do I, dear.'

He dressed up as a chicken for a party. It was the worst costume ever.