Baboon Syndrome

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A red, itchy rash on your butt and thighs from being a bad lover or having a bad allergic reaction. It looks like a baboon got angry at you.

My butt looks like it was dipped in lava after that date. Baboon Syndrome, baby.

My thighs are on fire and my butt is screaming. What is this, a baboon convention?

I got Baboon Syndrome from eating a mystery burger. My dermatologist is gonna kill me.

When your butt and thighs turn red and sore from rough sex or a bad allergic reaction. It's like the baboon hit you with a brick.

That guy didn't know what doggy style was. Now I have Baboon Syndrome and a broken heart.

I got Baboon Syndrome from a burger. My butt is red and my life is over.

After that night, my butt was like a baboon's butt. Red. Angry. Unapologetic.

A rash that looks like a baboon’s butt. It happens when you're a bad lover or you eat something that hates you.

My butt is so red, my grandma thinks I got into a fight with a baboon.

I got Baboon Syndrome from my ex. He was rough and I was allergic to his love.

I ate a spicy taco and now my butt is red. Baboon Syndrome is real.