baboon swipe

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A slap so hard it could knock a baboon out of a tree and into a pile of poop
My cousin got a baboon swipe for eating the last slice of pizza.
He gave her a baboon swipe after she called his mom a cheeseburger.
That baboon swipe made the whole classroom laugh and one kid cry.
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A punch to the face that makes you question your life choices and your mom’s dating life
She gave him a baboon swipe after he said her hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
He got a baboon swipe for stealing his friend’s snack.
My brother got a baboon swipe for cheating on a test.
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A hit so strong it could wake up a sleeping baboon and make it mad
I got a baboon swipe for talking during the movie.
She gave him a baboon swipe after he said her dress was ugly.
That baboon swipe made him cry and then he laughed.
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