Baboon-smuggla

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a guy who thinks he's the king of the school just because he knows the hottest girl's phone number and talks like a brain-dead donkey around her

He tried to text her 20 times a day and still got blocked.

He asked her to prom and brought a cake that was just a bunch of glitter and frosting.

He tried to impress her by doing a backflip in the hallway and face-planted into a locker.

a man who believes he's the most attractive person on Earth and acts like a total idiot whenever he sees a pretty girl

He screamed her name in the cafeteria and got kicked out.

He tried to flirt with her by saying 'You're my queen' and then tripped over his own shoelaces.

He told her he was a superhero and had a cape in his backpack.

a guy who thinks he's the main character of a movie and acts like a complete moron when he's near hot girls

He texted her 'I love you' in all caps and then cried when she ignored him.

He tried to kiss her during lunch and got caught by the principal.

He said he'd move to her town just to be near her and then forgot about it the next day.