baboon sex

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#embarrassing#public shame#glitter disaster

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A man leans back so his partner can grab his butt cheeks and yank them apart like a fat kid showing off his butt. It looks like a baboon with a face full of shame and glitter.
My dad did this in the grocery store while my mom was shopping for bread.
He did it in the middle of a Zoom call with his boss and three coworkers.
He did it at the gas station while the guy at the pump was trying to pay.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy squats down like he's about to poop, and his partner yanks his butt cheeks apart so hard it looks like a baboon got hit with a meatball sub.
He did it in the back of a truck while his friend was driving.
He did it at the restaurant right in front of the waiter.
He did it during a yoga class and the instructor told him to find his inner peace.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man bends over like he's being arrested, and his partner pulls his butt cheeks apart so wide it looks like a baboon got kicked in the face with a banana.
He did it in the park while his kid was riding a bike.
He did it during a car ride and the kid in the back seat started laughing.
He did it in the middle of a movie and the whole theater stared at him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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