baboon rancher

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a guy who shoves baboons into a dirt pit and calls it a job

I’m a baboon rancher. I throw them in a hole and hope they don’t throw me out.

My boss said I need to ‘herd the monkeys better’, so I kicked one.

I told my coworker he looked like a baboon. He threw a banana at me.

someone who wears a hat backwards and shouts at baboons like they owe him money

I wear my hat inside out and yell, ‘You owe me 10 bananas!’

The baboons laugh at me. I throw a rock. They laugh harder.

My hat is now a baboon nest. I’m not proud.

a person who lets baboons run wild and then gets paid to clean up the mess

I let the baboons eat my lunch. Now I have to mop up banana juice.

The baboons tore down the fence. I got a bonus. They got free snacks.

I cleaned up 200 bananas and 3 very angry monkeys.