Baboon Meat

Dude hit on 5 girls at the mall and said he was doing 'baboon meat' for lunch.

He texted his ex 'I’m back, I’m bringing baboon meat.'

At the bar, he asked the bartender 'Do you serve baboon meat here?'

He was at the park flirting with 3 girls at once and said 'I’m just doing baboon meat.'

He DM’d 4 girls 'Hey, I’m doing baboon meat tonight.'

He told his friend 'I’m doing baboon meat because I don’t know who to pick.'

He bragged to his friends 'I’m the king of baboon meat.'

He told the barista 'I’m giving baboon meat to everyone today.'

He walked into a store and said 'I’m here for baboon meat.'

He was at the store and forgot to buy milk because he was doing baboon meat.

He was at the restaurant and didn’t order food because he was flirting with the waitress.

He walked into a class and said 'I’m here for baboon meat.'

He told the gym 'I’m doing baboon meat today.'

He sent a group text 'Hey girls, I’m doing baboon meat.'

He walked into a meeting and said 'I’m here for baboon meat.'

He told the group 'I’m doing baboon meat and it’s going great.'

He was at the park and said 'I’m the best at baboon meat.'

He texted 6 girls 'I’m doing baboon meat and I’m winning.'