baboon heart

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when you grab your nuts so hard your balls come out looking like they're about to cry and they're all red and swollen like a raccoon got bit
I did a baboon heart on the bus and the guy next to me started laughing so hard he choked on his pizza
My brother did a baboon heart in the school bathroom and the custodian yelled at him like he was a monster
I did a baboon heart on the bus and my mom saw it on the phone and said I was a disgrace
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when you squeeze your junk so tight your balls come out looking like they're begging for mercy and they're all sore and purple
I did a baboon heart on the bus and my balls were so sore I couldn't sit down for a week
My cousin did a baboon heart in the car and his sister said it was the worst thing she ever saw
I did a baboon heart on the bus and the driver said I was being a total idiot
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when you crush your sack so hard your balls pop out looking like they're about to explode and they're all red and angry
I did a baboon heart on the bus and my balls looked like they were about to fight me
My friend did a baboon heart in the gym and the weights fell over
I did a baboon heart on the bus and my balls were so angry they started talking to me
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