Baboon Head

My cousin is a baboon head. He came out of the shower looking like a meatball with a face.

That kid’s got a baboon head. I swear his skull is full of expired spam.

He’s got a baboon head. I don’t know how he survived the first time he got a haircut.

He’s got a baboon head. I think he tried to eat a whole pizza and it got stuck in his skull.

My brother’s got a baboon head. He looks like a raccoon that lost its fur and got hit by a bus.

That guy’s a baboon head. He walked in like he just ate a sock and it exploded in his head.

He’s got a baboon head. I don’t know if he’s got hair or just a bunch of dirt and regret.

My neighbor has a baboon head. It’s like his head got stepped on by a cow and then left in the sun.

That man is a baboon head. He looks like he tried to fit his whole face into a sock and failed.