Baboon Fur

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A hairy donut around your butt that smells like old pizza.
My baboon fur is so thick I could build a house in it.
I took a dump and my baboon fur caught fire.
My baboon fur is so full of dirt I look like a raccoon.
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A bush that grows out of your butt and never shaves.
My baboon fur is so long it hangs down like a curtain.
I tried to sit on a chair and my baboon fur got stuck.
My baboon fur is so wild it looks like a jungle.
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A hairy ring that smells like regret and old gym socks.
My baboon fur is so smelly I think it’s trying to murder me.
I got a wedgie from my baboon fur and it was glorious.
My baboon fur is so thick it’s like a wall.
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