Baboon Fucker

"You’re the Baboon Fucker? I’ve seen better at the mall."

He texted her: "You look like you just ate a baby." She replied: "Thanks, sweetie."

At the gym, she yelled at the treadmill: "You’re not even a real Baboon Fucker!"

She told the reporter, "If you don’t shut up, I’ll kick your ass."

Her dog barked at the camera, and she yelled, "That’s the Baboon Fucker!"

She texted her friend: "I’m the Baboon Fucker. What are you? A hot dog?"

At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier: "I’m the Baboon Fucker. You’re just a potato."

She posted a selfie and wrote: "Baboon Fucker by day, queen of trash by night."

She called her husband: "If you don’t stop being a sad potato, I’ll leave you."