Baboon Button

My cousin tried to wear a shirt with a baboon button and called it 'fashion.'

He said his dog had a baboon button because it sniffed his butt.

My teacher called my essay a baboon button because it was full of nonsense.

She said her brother had a baboon button because he just sat there eating cereal all day.

My friend's pet turtle has a baboon button because it doesn't know what a button is.

My mom said my math test was a baboon button because I didn't even read the questions.

My uncle has a baboon button because he laughs at his own jokes and they’re terrible.

My neighbor’s kid called his report card a baboon button because he got all F’s.

My dad said my sister’s new haircut was a baboon button because it looked like a raccoon got hit by a car.