Baboon Butt

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A baboon butt is when a woman’s butt is so tight and red from getting whipped like a donkey in a rodeo.

My cousin’s butt looked like it had been beaten by a flamingo.

My girlfriend’s butt was so red I thought she had a second-degree burn.

My neighbor’s butt was so red it looked like it had been dipped in ketchup.

A baboon butt is when a woman’s butt is so big and obvious it’s like it’s screaming, 'Look at me!'

My ex’s butt was so big it had its own Instagram page.

My mom’s butt was so noticeable it had a side job as a billboard.

My sister’s butt was so obvious it was like it was waving at me from across the room.

A baboon butt is when a guy rams his cock so hard into a woman’s butt that it turns red like a tomato that just got slapped.

My dad’s butt was so red it looked like it had been hit by a brick.

My brother’s butt was so red it was like it had been kissed by a fire engine.

My friend’s butt was so red it looked like it had been painted by a madman.

A baboon butt is when you hit your girlfriend’s butt so hard during sex that it looks like it’s been attacked by a group of angry flamingos.

My girlfriend’s butt looked like it had been hit by a stick and a brick.

My ex’s butt was so red it looked like it had been kissed by a hot dog.

My date’s butt was so red it looked like it had been hit by a flamingo squad.

A baboon butt is when someone tries so hard to fart that they end up shitting themselves like a baby who just saw a horror movie.

My uncle farted so hard he pooped his pants like a toddler.

My friend tried to fart and ended up peeing and pooping at the same time.

My brother tried to fart and ended up shitting his pants like he had a second job.