Baboon Breakfast

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A morning mess where one person shoves their butt into a snowbank while taking a dump, then shoves the frozen poop up another person's ass. The other person then shits it back into the first person's mouth. It's called Baboon Breakfast because the first person's ass turns blue and it's the worst way to start the day.
My cousin tried Baboon Breakfast with his girlfriend and ended up with a blue butt and a mouth full of frozen crap.
At the park, two guys did Baboon Breakfast and both ran off screaming like they were on fire.
My brother did Baboon Breakfast with his friend and now they both have a permanent brown stain on their faces.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone freezes their poop in a snowbank and shoves it up another person's butt, then the other person shits it back in their mouth. It's called Baboon Breakfast because it's like a frozen poop swap and your ass turns blue.
My sister did Baboon Breakfast with her boyfriend and now they both smell like a dead raccoon.
At school, two kids did Baboon Breakfast and the teacher had to clean the floor.
My dad did Baboon Breakfast with his friend and now they both have a frozen poop hangover.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A morning mess where someone freezes their poop and shoves it up another person's ass. Then the other person shits it back in their mouth. It's called Baboon Breakfast because your ass looks like a blue baboon and it's the worst start to the day.
My friend did Baboon Breakfast with his girlfriend and now they both have a frozen poop hangover.
Two guys did Baboon Breakfast in the park and both ran away screaming like they were on fire.
My mom did Baboon Breakfast with her friend and now they both have a blue butt and a mouth full of crap.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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