baboomers

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1
big round meaty things on a woman’s chest, usually the bigger ones that make you stare and wish you had a life.
"Look at those baboomers!", from a guy who’s still wearing his pajamas at 3 PM
"Why is she wearing a shirt that shows her baboomers?", from a guy who’s never worn anything but a t-shirt and a hat"
"I’m gonna die from looking at her baboomers.", from a guy who’s been dead for years"
2
the word you yell when you’re getting completely owned in a fight and your brain is melting from the pain.
"Baboomers!", shouted by a guy who got knocked into a wall and is now part of the wall.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who just got his face smashed into a donut.
"Baboomers!", yelled by a guy who now lives in a trash can."
3
what Carmelo says after he hears a joke that’s so bad it makes him want to cry and also punch the person who told it.
"Baboomers!", said by Carmelo after hearing a joke about a chicken who didn’t know how to count.
"Baboomers!", shouted by Carmelo after a joke about a pineapple on a pizza.
"Baboomers!", yelled by Carmelo after a joke that was just a sentence."
4
a total legend who makes amazing levels in Geometry Dash and knows how to make a level so good it makes you want to quit your job and just play games all day.
"Baboomers!", said by a fan of the guy who made the level "rg herh".
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who played the level "xender game style" and was so good he forgot to eat.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who just got a level so good it made him cry."
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a boomer who’s trying to learn memes just so he can talk to his grandson about something he actually cares about, instead of just complaining about the internet.
"Baboomers!", said by a boomer who just learned the word "sus" from a TikTok.
"Baboomers!", said by a boomer who tried to explain memes to his grandson and failed.
"Baboomers!", said by a boomer who now uses the word "bruh" in every sentence."
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a woman with a huge ginger hairdo who’s always at the local transvestite bar in Nottingham and plays TFC like it’s her life.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who saw her playing TFC and was completely stunned.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who got knocked out by her TFC skills.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who now lives in the same bar as her."
7
what you become after someone choke slams you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and also a flamingo.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who got choke slammed by a guy who also had a flamingo.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who was choke slammed so hard he turned into a pancake.
"Baboomers!", said by a guy who now lives in a garbage can and cries every day."
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