baboolean

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A weirdo who acts like they invented the internet and knows more about search engines than you do.

Hey, I know how Google works better than your mom knows how to cook spaghetti.

You think you're smart? I've seen search engines do things you can't even imagine.

I know more about search engines than you know about your ex's new boyfriend.

A person who acts like they're the king of the internet and knows way too much about search engines.

You think you're cool? I’ve been on the internet longer than your dad has been married.

You can’t even type ‘hello’ without help from a search engine, and I’ve already won 10 online battles.

I know how search engines work better than you know how to do your taxes.

A creepy know-it-all who thinks they’re the best at using search engines and shows off like they’re the king of the web.

You think you’re good with search engines? I could teach your grandma to beat you at it.

I know more about search engines than you know about your crush’s favorite song.

You can’t even find ‘cute cat videos’ without help, and I’ve already mastered the internet.

A person who acts like they're the smartest person in the world because they know a bit about search engines.

You think you're smart? I’ve already beaten you in 10 online challenges.

I know more about search engines than you know about your lunch.

You can’t even find a pizza place without help, and I’ve already finished my homework.

A creepy person who acts like they're the best at search engines and can’t shut up about it.

You think you’re good with search engines? I could teach your dog to beat you at it.

I know more about search engines than you know about your favorite snack.

You can’t even type ‘hello’ without help, and I’ve already mastered the internet.

A know-it-all who acts like they’re the best at search engines and never stops talking about it.

You think you're cool? I could teach your baby brother to beat you at search engines.

I know more about search engines than you know about your last crush.

You can’t even find a movie without help, and I’ve already finished my whole project.